"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

(via pinkcookiedimples)

  • Tyra Banks: So why didnt you do the photoshoot?
  • Model: Well my leg was cut off and i had a swarm of angry bees attack me
  • Tyra Banks: Thats no excuse i remember one time when that happened to me and i still worked it and was fierce

wafflesforstephanie:

bringbacklianharper:

the-lron-butt:

babyminaj:

My favorite Oscar of the night

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bitch please

make room for the Grammys

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Tumblr was invented just for this pun.

I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.

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