blackintexas:

White people are quick to say that we’re just “too sensitive,” when we’re talking about our experiences, but as soon as someone says they can’t dance they get in their feelings and cry racism.

(via pinkcookiedimples)

pinkvelourtracksuit:

campaignomar49:

timidtorso:

why do niggas rub they head when they caught up

restore blood flow so u come up wit a lie faster

i’m fucking crying 

(Source: redclaysweetie, via ps-enjoy)

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

(via alishamb)

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via 143geeks)

how to boys

boobbryar:

foie:

  • greet
  • chat
  • chat
  • chat
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • compliment appearance
  • compliment personality
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • amorous hug
  • amorous hug
  • first kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

(via ps-enjoy)